Couple housekeeping things: I created this account about 9 years ago. Haven’t been on here very often in the last four years due to low phone storage and time management. This account became co-owned around the same time bc my cousin wanted to have the perks of having an account without getting in trouble for having social media. About two months ago I let them know I would be taking full ownership and would like it they could make their own account. If they do, I will shamelessly promote their page bc they are incredibly funny and smart and deserve to have their own account that was made by them.

jadedaceofspades-deactivated202:

Avocado Bread from 1973

bonediggercharleston:

theunsubtleknife:

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

ordinaryredtail:

The kestrel shuffle! Gotta keep them eggs warm!

Source: Nest Box Live

justgray15777:

an-ambient-girl:

an-ambient-girl:

coming this sunday

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im curious what wood hapen if you lit it on fier

headspace-hotel:

ghostingrose:

jaspertheshark:

iain-pm:

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

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like why’s it gotta be so accurate

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

SUPER SALAD

Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we

theghostoflove
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